"Don't worry lady, I'll save you!" The Summoner shouted as he spotted a lady getting mugged by a mugger. The mugger was a tall man with a black ski mask concealing his facial features. The Lady was looking down so all that was visible was her plump body and lengthy, blond, frizzy hair. It kind of looked like a wig.
The Summoner leaped off the perch he was standing on, his short, red cape flapping in the downward motion. His fifteen-year-old legs made contact with the ground. "Hand over the stolen object now or this could get ugly," The Summoner bellowed in his manliest voice possible while spawning a pair of handcuffs in his hand.
"Ok," sighed the mugger, reaching over, pretending he was clutching something. "Now!" He yelled as he whipped off The Summoner's mask. The lady looked up raising a camera she had in her possession. The tangled blond hair slid off her scalp revealing that she was actually a he. Snap the camera as it captured the moment. "Now the whole world will know that The Summoner is Billy Werner! Now newspapers will hire me all over the world!" The reporter dressed as a mugger, turning and running away like his life depended on it. The man dressed as a woman followed.
"Oh, no you don't!" announced as he spawned a metal boomerang. He hurled the projectile in the direction of the reporters. It smashed into the camera containing the evidence and the remains fell to the ground. "NO!" the reporters simultaneously shrieked. The Summoner re-attached his mask